" my neverending shame.

i still blame room 27 for that, though. all my embarrassing moments seemed to take place in room 27: this, the spaceman/fireman jokes, the “eeblah” thing, the time i phrased a statement so that it sounded like simon and garfunkel fucked mrs robinson and did a good job of it…"

”Nobody does Mrs Robinson like Simon and Garfunkel.”